THE RANDOM SPAZZABLE ROLEPLAY THREAD

[Ripplemist]

...where you can act like a n00b, and get away with it!



Ripplepaw danced around a giant mushroom, chanting 'ALL HAIL THE DOOM SHROOM' and wagging her tail like a giant clumsy dog. She was booooored.

quiteobviously.

[Goldenblaze]

October raised an avacodo on his head dancing like a chicken while hopping he doesn't grow feathers while the cowherder comes to roast his spleen.

October then moos and hops away like a rabbit screaming 'the moon jumped over the cow and spork ran away with the poo'

[ringtail]

Thisle sat down,watching the other two,and protecting her flower.Getting up she yelled,"My flower is the best flower of them all!"At the to on her lungs.

[Ripplemist]

Ripplepaw narrowed her eyes. "WELL, MY MUSHROOM PWNS YOUR TAIL." And with that, she pulled up the DOOM SHROOM and ran after October yelling about the unknown idiot of AmericaClan called Gorgebush.

[Goldenblaze]

October beats Ripplepaw to her giant stick of death and brandishes a pumpkin at her foot. "Don't move, or i'll take yer mony!!" >3 He then throws the squash at Thisle and flattens her flower. "I stole yer sunglasses!" He cries out happily.

[Bristleclaw]

Brsitlapw walks in, her giant floofy tail of doom eating mushrooms. "WHATUPYO" brustke laughs. her floofy tail smacked Ripple in the head and her face smacked October in the tail.

ROAR.

[Bristleclaw]

AND THEN SHE MUNCHED ON A PIECE OF CHOCOLATE.

[Ripplemist]

BUT BECAUSE RIPPLEPAW WAS A MARYSUEKITTY, SHE EVADED EVERYSINGLEATTACK AND THEN TOTALLY OWNED BRISTLE BY DROPPING A COMBINATION OF GORGEBUSH-AND-BANE ON HER.

THAT'LLTEACHYOUDAMMIT. >:U

[Bristleclaw]

SHAWOOMPH, a Gorgbush-and-Bane got dropd on er ead and she got squished to death. but then she came back to life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lololololololololol

[nation]

Pripyat eats Georgebush and dies!!!!!!!11111111111234

xD

"Ha!" Juukai screamed, lighting Bristle on fire.

[Goldenblaze]

And den Felony runs in and screams 'I will steal yer muffins and eat yer ears!' But he's lying 'cause he really wants to take over the world.. And then Austrailia!!

But den October's lyke NOOOOOOOOOOOOO because HE wants to take over Austria, but he doesn't know that they are entirely different planets!!

And den he eats Baney 'n esplodes. ^_______________^

[Bovine]

AND THEN
Jadepaw struts in, singing FERGALICIOUS! o snup son!
" TEE! TO THE AY! TO THE ESSTEE-EEWAI, GIRL YOU TASTEY! TEE! TO THE AY! TO THE ESSTEE-EEWAI, GIRL YOU TASTEY! DEE! TO THE EE! TO THE ELL-EYE-SEE-EYE-OH-YEW-ESS! TO THE DEE, TO THE EE, TO THE, TO THE, TO THE~ HIT IT FERGIE! "
she then proceeds to shake her boo-tay in a manner so fergie-esque that even the great fergalicious herself would be baffled and amazed!

then Rhapsody pops in out of nowhere! AMAZING!
he then begins to shake his own boo-tay as well, yelling to jadepaw,
" You go, girl! "
He is obviously drunk on something.

[Howlinginferno]

And then YES, ladies and gentlemen, the great Stacey Fergueson herself is there, and she IS amazed! And then a hugefloodcomesandtheboatFLIPSOVERandshesavesalldakitties withher SPECIAL FLOTATION DEVICE!!!! (^^ hehe, Brindle. FWSU!!!!)

And Disco gets put next to Kafrar and Jafree, and swoons!

[Bovine]

Jadepaw gazes in amazement as Fergie saves them all, with sparkly!kawaii!anime eys of course!
She is so grateful that she does another jig.
Rhapsody joins in. yay.

THEN!
what's this?!?
Brindle's here too???
Brindle swiftly scoots in and shoves Disco to the side, swooning at the twins. Her eyes are also SPARKLY AND ANIME-LIKE ONLY WITH MORE OOMPH!

[Ripplemist]

SUDDENLY, GORGEBUSH POPS OUT OF PRIPYAT'S REAR AND SHAKES HIS BOO-TAY AS WELL, FOREVER SCARRING THE NUMEROUS UNDERAGE KITS OF BOTW! BUT BY NOW, EVERYONE IS GETTING TIRED OF GORGEBUSH'S NUMEROUS IDIOTIC APPEARANCES, SO SUDDENLY EDWARDELRIC FLIES THROUGH THE AIR TO TRANSMUTE HIM INTO A... FLEA... WHILE AL FOLLOWS BEHIND WITH A HEARTBROKEN GIDDYPAW ON HIS HEAD AND TRIES TO CLING ONTO THE RIPPLEPAW WHICH IS CLINGING ON TO ED.

[Bristleclaw]

ED?

FROM FMA?

BRISTLEPAW JUMPS ON ED WITH HER TAIL FLUFFED OUT IN LOVE.

<3

[ringtail]

Thisle screams at the top of her lungs and runs after Bristlepaw with a chainsaw.

Flame watches from the sidelines,up in a tree,hoping to not get hurt.But she's playing with a matchstick.

Fireworks comes in,followed by his mate,Northernlights.Fireworks sets up some fireworks,hoping to make a great show."Attack!"He yells.Ducking under a rock the fireworks go off,sending color into the sky.

[Ripplemist]

BUT ED DOESN'T LIKE KITTIES. AL DOES. O: SO AL GRABS THE BRISTLEKITTY OFF OF ED WHILE RIPPLEPAW HIDES INSIDE HIS SLEEVE BECAUSE SHE IS AWESOME THAT WAY AND BECAUSE SHE IS ED'S SOOPERULTIMATEHYPER ICHIBAN FANGIRL. SO THEN SHE STICKS HER HEAD OUT OF ED'S PWNSOME JACKET'S HOOD AND HISSY-SPITTYS AT THE BRISTLING BRISTLEPAW IN THE HANDS OF AL WHO ACTUALLY TURNS OUT TO BE ROY IN A SUIT OF ARMOR CAUSING ED TO SMACK HIM IN THE HEAD AND SEND HIM FLYING INTO THE FIREWORKS WITH ARMSTRONG SPARKLIES.

INYOFACE, BRISTLE! ED IS MINE AND MINE ALONE! >:U

[Bovine]

THEN JADEPAW HAS A HEART ATTACK AND CHASES AFTER EWARD, BUT IS PLUSCKED UP BY AL INSTEAD. AT FIRST SHE IS SAD AND HAS MANY EMO ANIME TEARS. BUT THEN SHE BURROWS INTO HIS ARMOR
I AM GOPHER-CAT!!!

THEN! OH GOD, THEN! KANKURO SHOWS UP! YES! GAARA'S BROTHER, THE ONE WITH THE FACEPAINT.
YES.
OH YES.
BRINDLE HAS A FIT OF SPASMS BEFORE GOING BERZERK AND FLIES AT HIS HOOD!
SHE THEN PROCEEDS TO DROOL AND LOOK LIKE A LOVE-CRAZED MANIAC, WHILE SITING ATOP HIS CAT-MAN-HOOD.
OH YES THE LOOOOOVE.
sadgjshvdgsgvadcggcsvhvsauyxvudvdghcvdgh cYES.

[Ripplemist]

AND SUDDENLY KANKURO EXPLODES BECAUSE ED IS TOO AWESOME FOR HIM TO BE IN HIS PRESENCE. GAARA EXPLODES TOO, BECAUSE HE'S STUPID.
>:U
SAI COMES FLYING OUT OF NOWHERE TO MEET PALMTREE ENVY AND THEY PULL EACH OTHER INTO A NON-MANLY HUG. SAIxENVY FTW.
AND RIPPLEPAW IS STILL PURRING ON ED'S HEAD. C: